The Poopé Promise

White Glove.
Brown Situations.

Service fit for a king — or a corgi. Your yard gets our undivided attention: every inch inspected, every pile…politely escorted off the premises.

Fresh, Clean and Green

Classy people hire us. The rest just keep stepping in it. We leave your yard spotless, safe, and suspiciously fresh.

Poopé Promise

Punctual. Polished. Positively unbothered by your dog’s business — because that’s The Poopé Standard.

Service so refined you will forget what it’s actually for

Meet the Poopé Crew

Finn & Nainoa: The Feral Gentleman

Finn: sophisticated, opinionated, and easily distracted by cats, barking dogs, and anything remotely out of the ordinary. He’s the inspiration behind Poopé, the yard concierge himself, and the brand that refuses to treat your lawn like a landfill. If he could talk, it’d be with an English accent, and he’d want you to know that class and cleanliness can, in fact, coexist.

Nainoa, his slightly feral younger brother, prefers to keep things… less refined. Together, they’re the yin and yang of yard life — equal parts elegance and chaos. With their humans doing the heavy lifting, they ensure every lawn is treated like the Ritz: no robe, no room service, but the standards are high and the yards are healthier.

How It Works

Check Your Zip Code

Start by entering your ZIP code to confirm that Poopé serves your residence.
If we are not there yet, message us, we’re known to make special arrangements for special clients.

Tell Us About Your Pups & Pick Your Routine

Weekly, biweekly, or on-demand. Your Butler’s schedule is flexible, your standards aren’t. We tailor every visit to your yard, your dogs, and your peace of mind.

Sit Back While We Scoop

Our Butlers arrive on time (in uniform, naturally), handle the unmentionables with precision, and leave your yard pile free, safe and perfectly presentable. Discreet. Precise. The Secret Service for your lawn.

Add the Final Touch

A light spritz of Eau de Poopé, our signature, pet-safe deodorizer. Discreetly erases what happened here and replaces it with quiet sophistication. Subtle enough to whisper, “someone classy lives here.”

Who Needs Poopé?

Hint: Probably you.

We get it… life’s busy, and the last thing you want to do after work, errands, or before a backyard BBQ is deal with…… That’s where Poopé steps in — quietly, on time, and with standards far too high for what we actually do.

The Overworked Human

You’ve got meetings, carpool, and a social calendar that would exhaust a golden retriever. We scoop so you can stay fabulous, not frazzled.

The Tomorrow Person

You swore you’d do it tomorrow. Then tomorrow showed up… and you said it again. Don’t worry, we’ve built an entire business on that exact energy.

The “My Back’s Not What It Used To Be” Club

Aches, pain, surgeries, or just the realization that bending over isn’t as fun as it use to be, we’ve got you (well your back). Your yard stays pristine while you stay upright.

The Porch Sitter

You’ve got sweet tea, a rocking chair, and a home worthy of Southern Living. We make sure the yard smells as good as all this sounds.

The Entertainer

You host backyard game day, crawfish boils, and cocktail nights or maybe you just like running through the sprinkler with a glass of rosé. Either way we make sure your yard is as ready for guests as your playlist is.

The Lawn Crew’s MVP

You know the moment when the mower goes quiet and you just know they’ve seen it?
We scoop the scene before they revolt and you stay on their Christmas list.